Yeah, why is that if you wipe to vigorously and get scratches around your butthole, it doesn’t get infected by all the poop ?

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      This sounds like something George Clooney’s character in O Brother Where Art Thou might say.

      Personally, a proverbial pile of proctologists pass as performers called “The Soggy Bottom Boys” perfectly.