I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
- Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated - That’s what got me constipated in the first place. - Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person - This is hilarious - The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason. 
 
- WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN. - hush 
 
 
 
- So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success. - It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though. 
 
- So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days? - Sorry but I really can’t 🥲 
 
- I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone. - I am happy for your achievement. Well done! 
 
- I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit. - mizu is what 
 
- So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days… can you tellbus what you were doing now? - I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent?? - This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish. - Shits crazy. 
 
- I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣 
- I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype. 
- Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods. - Thanks a lot imma try them all at once - You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo “The Bomb” lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/ - I’m more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it’s worth. 
 
 
- My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water. 
- Thanks for concluding the saga for us @mizu, it’s been a wild ride. 
- Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes. - This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well. - However prunes or are really where it’s at. 
 
- Let me introduce you to my girl here. 😁 Acupressure Points For Constipation 
- You could try the mathematician’s approach and work it out with a pencil! - (but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers 
- Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation. 












