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    It’s just safe to assume nearly any rich millionaire or billionaire is in the files. Musk, was a given. The sissy slapfight between a self-righteous zealot and a convicted fascist resumes.

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      Careful you’ll draw the ire of the “my favorite mega rich celebrity isn’t bad” folks.

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    So the alliance within the Guardians Of Pedophiles is cracking? That’s super rad.

    I know it was cliche to post Epstein distraction memes, but this is why. It’s gonna sweep the leg of the oligarchs. Or it better, anyway. I’m not exactly holding my breath.

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    Trump is so dumb he doesn’t see how bad that makes him look. Even if he wasn’t in the files, all the people surrounding you are? Fucking idiot. I just hope he sundowns one day and says on national tv how much he loved raping all those kids

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      They edited him out and put some people in. Couldn’t this be the case? There is never going to be an unedited list and I think the strategy is to fuck around with it until no one believes it anymore or people pick out what they want to believe or not.

      They muddied the waters, mission accomplished.

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    Musk fucked kids. His dad fucked his stepdaughter, so it’s probably good he only has boys (biological) or he’d be fucking his kids.

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      Which is why he accused that guy of being a pedo out of nowhere years ago, and why he told us Trump was in the Epstein files. Don’t get me wrong trump is obviously a pedophile too, but the fact that Musk is so trigger happy on that particular accusation leads me to zero surprise that he’s in those files too

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        I can see him fucking his trans daughter as a punishment for being trans. He seems like the kind of person who would use sex to humiliate.

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          Maybe if he had a functioning penis. Apparently, his wee wee was broken during botched enlargement surgery, which is why all his many kids are AI (Artificial Insemination, lol).

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            I’m not sure there’s any actual evidence to support a penis enlargement surgery. However, I would not be surprised if he has erectile dysfunction because of drug abuse. He’s also 54 years old, and most men over 40 experience erectile dysfunction at some level.

            And to be sure you know I’m not trying to defend him, I think he should jump off a cliff

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    House Democrats have released the new documents. Trump had nothing to do with releasing the files.

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    Man, this is like the mutually assured destruction around firing nukes. Elon is definitely going to drop trump in it now.

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    I think Elmo is a reformed kiddy diddler. He’s into AI now, that is Artificial Insemination, because apparently his little pee pee was broken during botched enlargement surgery, so all his kids are now conceived via AI. Donny 2 Inches though, made a different choice, because even though his wee little pee pee is a teeny tiny mushroom, he didn’t choose enlargement surgery. He just opted for smaller vaginas.

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      I’ve seen the dick claim about Elon a few times on here. Do you happen to have a source? I’ve been coming up short trying to verify it.

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        It was trending on Twitter, when twitter was a thing. Azealia Banks verified that Elmo’s then partner Grimes, had told her about a botched penile implant. I don’t use twitter any more, so you may have to search further yourself…

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      I remember when podcasts weren’t on video. I was just thinking the other day about how weird it is that so many started recording video and yet they’re still called podcasts.

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        We also all stopped listening to them on our iPods. Which is where the name originally came from :p

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          Walking the family dog after downloading the freshly released Trance Around the World by Above and Beyond weekly podcast onto my iPod is a very nice memory.

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        As far as I’m concerned, if there’s no RSS feed it isn’t a podcast.

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        And there was a perfectly fine term, vodcast, for video podcasts, but for fuck knows what reason people just decided no. I hate it, actually. In my mind, a podcast is for listening, not watching.