jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoIt was Mrs. White in the Jedi Temple with a Light Sabersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down18cross-posted to: starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up160arrow-down1imageIt was Mrs. White in the Jedi Temple with a Light Sabersh.itjust.worksjubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square2fedilinkcross-posted to: starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-228 days agoColonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had? Mrs. White: Mine or other women’s?
minus-squareTheFlopster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·28 days agoCol. Mustard: Yours. Mrs. White: Five. Col. Mustard: Five! Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable. Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable. Col. Mustard: That’s right!
Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women’s?
Col. Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Col. Mustard: Five!
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Col. Mustard: That’s right!