Love the season but hate that everything is made of out the cheapest plastic. Let’s return to making homemade decorations, like using the bones of billionaires instead of plastic ones.

Oh right, I need to watch Trick r Treat again

I know it’s not about Christmas, but kindly fuck off with Christmas in October even as a reference… God Christmas sucks ass. Invading every other holiday because it’s the most commercialized and profitable for dumbass capitalists…

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeee

I think if I could hear the jingle it would be separated like:

It’s the most wonderful time

of the year

Just given where the breaks are in the jingle.