My stupid company doesn’t give me separate types of leave. I get one type of leave that I have to use for both and so really, I basically only have sick leave because no way do I earn enough to actually afford using it for an actual vacation.

Just like the pullout game it has a bad risk reward ratio but at the moment feels incredibly tempting

eh fuck it, fire me again. i value a good night’s sleep more than the boss’.

Mario crawls into bed wearing overalls he wore during a full day of plumping and killing.

He also sleeps in children’s bedsheets.

It’s the second most dangerous game. Behold:

This is why I keep my phone in a spot for me to physically get up to turn off the alarm so that morning me can’t just “rest your eyes”