As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.

Hey, if anyone in Spain wants to hack the US and leak the Epstein files, please do.

fr though, and I keep saying this, but we can literally end this shit show now if we all just fucking picked a day to not go to work for one lousy day when we know congress and dumbass are at DC and we just strike/protest en masse outside until they surrender. They have long abandoned doing anything meaningful for the people. Like if we can get all of DC to just stop for a day, bam.

Every millennial nerd’s fantasy

Still… after more than a decade where some Wired article published the exact same fucking statement about being able to break a moving vehicle and take control of steering. This is old news.

That seems like something the US would say to use said weapon without anybody knowing the US used said weapon.

I would blame this on autocorrect but lord knows I don’t use my phone for anything. Take your upvote

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An alternative to secureboot that isn’t secureboot but behaves like it. Wonderful 🙄

Another Poettering “masterpiece” ready to be gobbled up by his fanbase who will flock towards the new and shiny toy that forgoes the things that actually work fine or aren’t solving an actual problem with 99% of whatever it’s used by. Great 🙄 🙄 🙄

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No doubt this will be his opportunity to force everyone off grub and use systemd as the bootloader across major distros. As valid as it may be to succeed grub, surely systemd is not the answer to this.

Hmmm I wonder why…

Honestly first thing that came to mind was booby.

“Stop thinking so much”

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Use keepass… don’t use your phone for important stuff. I never get calls or texts. I have no friends.

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I’m not being sarcastic y’all. I legit have no friends. The only texts I get are for deliveries or appointment reminders. Legit nothing else.

My first thought for the title is thinking it’s because they fired their best/most expensive developer and kept the AI baby sitters.

So the US can’t even let women control their own bodies but North Korea can get a woman to lead the country? The fuck kind of timeline are we even on? Why haven’t the epstein files gotten the idiot impeached yet?

Unless they’re talking about the dumbass who literally said he’s going to be a king during a political rally, IDGAF. I want that moron in prison and all his assets seized. I want his name tarnished beyond repair and his family EXPELLED from the country.

You rely on hispanic labor modern slavery.

I think your passengers would be happy to hear that. lol

Big brother, is that you?