I Will try to post more OC going forward x
Quite a few people have trouble imagining what pigeons did before humans built cities for them to live in. Someone even said pigeons in trees look “creepy” lol
I refuse to believe pigeons ever existed in the “wild”. Also no cars to shit on? Must’ve had a short life span holding that shit in for centuries til the first Model T rolled out.
Pigeons were invented by Big Carwash.
If I’m walking along—on the ground like a normie—then I see a pigeon in a tree, I’m immediately anxious of being ambushed by highwaymen, zombies, or charity workers. Whatever it is, it can’t be good.
I truly can’t picture it.
Same with rats, I just imagine them being native to sewers lol
Had a couple as pets, though. Really smart, like very small dogs with some cat behaviors thrown in.
Interstellar Spaceship Owls are still waiting for their moment.
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If you have owls in your barn, that indicates that you probably have a mice infestation
Or owl infestation
Bats, upon the encountering the first human settlement, let out numerous little screeches which roughly translated to, 🎶"Oh we’re movin’ on up! (Movin’ on up!) To the east side. (To the east side.) To a deluxe apartment in the sky!"🎶
Its free real estate!
