The left half

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Fellas, fellas! I’m preggers! 🥳

I fear it might not last the weekend tho.

Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

What are they hiding from us?!

Hard at work in the chocolate milk mines

These symptoms might actually be related to the 12k mountain trail run I did yesterday after work, and I’m pretty sure the bleeding is because I got scratched by a spiky bush, but you cannot be too careful fellas

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

19 minute video on air fryers? I don’t own an air fryer. I’m not in the market for an air fryer. I’m not very interested in air fryers.

technology connections

Fucks sake

Clicks link

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Just look up, bro

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

I wrap it up with " Well fuck me, I guess"

As long as you comply

The honkening