Basic sex model, yes.

During covid I wrote up plans to make my own toilet paper micro-factory with old washing machines, dryers, and wood pulp. It never came to that, but I had a pretty solid setup planned

Star wars?

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

Dear chatgpt, what’s the fastest way to learn how to swim? Please hurry

Is there a sane reason why a man at an airport would be wearing all these hats?

On Lemmy, men only use doors. Anything but windows, right gang?

I’m on day 1162 of Dry January, nice try alcoholism.

I disagree. If water is essential for their spaceflight, IE fuel, reaction mass, ect then it’s fine that they would invade.

Humans have invaded the Sahara desert, which is hot enough to kill, the arctic and Antarctic which is cold enough to kill, the submarine realm which can crush, freeze and drown us, and even the moon, which is hollow and full of dangerous reptillians.

We go to extremely dangerous places to fulfill our need for resources and territorial ambition

I don’t even look at the news anymore because Im sick of seeing that ugly fuckin mug every time

He is the North Korean general that is sadly about to die

I’m not really that smart when it comes to protocols but I would go to Stanford University and guard the IT cabinet and tell Aaron Schwarz to stay the fuck out and go do something else.

This is why I never used Ubuntu.

Maybe the lost photos are in Zerodrive

Ok and what about your hair?

They just don’t put black borders on memes like they used to. Back in my day, memes were well dressed, refined.

I have 256GB of RAM. Not all in the same machine of course. Much of it not in a machine at all.

How do you do, fellow billionaires?

Do you remember which ship class you mained?

Mine was the gladiator, with a minelayer loadout. Loved to drop in on my team during a fighting retreat and just be a bullet-sponge wall of firepower and mines so they could regroup, heal up, and counterattack.

Paladin was my secondary preferred class.