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UllallullooMA to Nonpolitical TwitterEnglish · 22 hours ago

Inconsistent equestrian intestines

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Inconsistent equestrian intestines

UllallullooMA to Nonpolitical TwitterEnglish · 22 hours ago
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https://www.threads.com/@feldfrog/post/DQMnm4wgbkm?xmt=AQF0nxj5xbdpsmfx892J3Ozvpo6cGtmT_SZ1LRJ939X0fg&slof=1

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  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Hot take, they are not conflicting: you look a gift horse in the stomach.

    • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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      19 hours ago

      Better than avoiding looking in the mouth by going to the other end, I guess.

      • msage@programming.dev
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        Horse might like it more that way

  • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Yeah but what if the free horse is a jumbo jet?

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    I like to think that if the free horse was sent by an enemy, I’m well within my rights to slice that sucker in half.

    Now, if a friend sent it I’d better just say thanks and give it one of those dog treats that are good for teeth, just to be on the safe side.

  • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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    That’s a shower thought if I ever read one.

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