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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Hot dogs are sandwiches

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      Smoothies are soup.

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        A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.

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          soy vanilla latte

          I am vanilla latte

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          It’s not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.

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          This is the best one.

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          Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica

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            No beaver butts here!

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          Lasagna is a casserole.

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            Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.

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              Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!

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      and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut

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        subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.

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        But a sub is just a sandwich.

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          sandwiches that get cut horizontally

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            Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.

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              nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there’s only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn’t matter

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