Have we confirmed that he’s not currently residing in a suite at Mar A Lago?
He is in DC for a job interview - FBI Child Exploitation Unit.
Article did not answer the most importent question.
Is the coach a drag queen, trans, or just a democrat?
Yes
He’s not missing, he’s on the run…
checks colorcard
Nah, he missin’ ✝️🙏
He’s still getting paid. 🤣
Amid his disappearance, the football team has advanced to the Virginia regional final, scheduled for this weekend, during their 12-0 season.
I can only imagine that somebody asked “How’s the team doing?” and the reporter, instead of getting reactions from the players, just looked up their season performance.
So they’re doing better without him? That’s kinda funny.
I wonder if it’s the man in a trench coat and groucho glasses that’s coaching the team through the finals
Are you kidding?
That was the best part of the article.
God bless America. God bless football.






