• daannii@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    Be careful letting them nurse on his genitals because it can cause serious health problems that can cause urinary retention from penis swelling, and sometimes the penis will need removed.

    Imagine a penis pump left on for hours. Multiple times a day. Basically that.

    Yeah. Not okay.

    Kittens can’t tell the difference between nipples and penises.

    In the photo it looks like one of the kittens is doing this.

    If you know the original poster, please inform them.

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        7 天前

        It can be a serious issue for abandoned kittens who might nurse on each other. Imagine having to put a little kitten through surgery. The more you know…

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          6 天前

          Yeah I just saw a video about two kittens. One was male. The female nursed on the male. It almost killed him because he couldn’t urinate. And he was too young to have his penis amputated. But eventually they did have to amputate it partially or he would have died.

          Here is the video.

          https://youtu.be/4HoppAb3Md4

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      7 天前

      Cats can’t possibly be this dumb? Why would he tolerate that? How have they not evolved a defense mechanism against (I can’t even pronounce the attrocity, I’m not a 4channer).

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        6 天前

        I don’t think a kitten can tell. A fleshy warm bump surrounded by hair is what they like.

        Even adult cats are known to nurse on fuzzy blankets.

        Here is a video about two orphan kittens. One nursed on the male kittens genitals and it almost killed him.

        Very serious business.

        Spoilers he didn’t die but came very close to it.

        https://youtu.be/4HoppAb3Md4

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        4 天前

        Kittens are entirely smell. driven and very capable at finding milk

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    All while that bitch of a mother is out on the town working on litter number two and leaving this kind but oblivious dude home thinking she’s just out “working on herself” with her “gay” friend Vincent, a spiritualist from Sedona and the “only one who truly understands her”

    I think I have some unresolved issues.

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    8 天前

    Fucking wokeness! This is what happened when America isn’t manly enough! Cats get brainwashed. Pete Hegseth was right! /s

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    8 天前

    I had a cat who lost her mother and she would occasionally try to nurse on my bathrobe.

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    8 天前

    Dudes can like having their nipples sucked. Don’t kink shame.

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      8 天前

      Sure but it takes a billionaire or a republican politician to be comfortable with this degree of age discrepancy.