Break the German enigma machine!
“It doesn’t work like that.”
…SUDO BREAK GERMAN ENIGMA MACHINE.True the enigma machine didn’t work like that on its default firmware, but if you convert the voltage to a compatible ~0.9V and solder in a simple 32-bit silicon translation chip and melt the rest of the machine down for a case you could theoretically get it working.
I run EnigmaPi to encrypt all of my important emails.
Sudo vibe coding in Bletchley Park.
The Analytical Engine was perfection. Anything newer is just bloat.
But can it run Doom?
It can print the letters out!
yes, you might want to wait and enjoy your frames per year.
Why would you ever need to multiply two 20 digit numbers in under 3 minutes? Is been downhill since then.
Plus, I like the sound of the cards being read both forward and backward.
TIL pacemakers, defibrillators, MRI and dialysis machines are bloat and we should let the old and sick just die
Counterpoint: dick Cheney
Humans are bloat. Imagine needing a huge neural network to do basic math /s
You don’t need to imagine anymore: https://calcgpt.io/
Finally something for Ada Lovelace to actually program for
Believe it or not, it gained 10fps running on Arch… doing… whatever that thing was doing.
It runs Doom, btw!
