My iPad likes to watch TV with me, she’s constantly chiming in with little facts no one asked for.

It’s not hard to keep accidents down when only one person drives on the road at a time.

We do have more than one type of water, D₂0, HD0, HT0, T₂0, DTO, which are all different mixtures of Hydrogen, Deuterium and Tritium or in other words the hydrogen has more neutrons, there is also a different ionization for each of those, plus there are different phases of ice which are made from different pressure that is ice I-VII, and it’s not impossible for more types we don’t know about, then there is isotopic water that have different mass and reaction rates and it’s not impossible for other types that we just don’t know about or even to create other types.

Tldr: atoms and molecules are more varied and complex than you’d think.

Women had it good back then.

Water-Gull. Earth-Gull. Fire-Gull. Air-Gull. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire-Gull Nation attacked.

Is a woman telling you:

“you can do whatever you like, but so can my Ex your mama and the Dallas cowboys.”

Really that much of a male fantasy?

You think I can afford a billion dollar spaceship by wasting money on heating? No I burn Children I pick up on desert planets on Mustafa to smelt ore, that’s how you save money.

With alias all things are possible.

alias SUDO='sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root'

Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

If you have a soldering iron and a factory full of orphan children you can put it back together (the orphans must be children for the tiny hands)

I actually doubt it, they will probably stick to the cat food (not because it loves you or anything they are cold carnivorous predators but it is more familiar)they have left until the body is necessary and the eyes decay first so they would be gross by the time they got to them.

I could see that since horses require a salt lick anyway.

Well we were already adapted for it or at least our ancient ancient fish ancestors were we lost the ability that’s my core point, salt isn’t exactly rare and other minerals can be used to reduce osmotic pressure, but besides that 40% of all people live near salt water and ~30% of all land animals live near salt water so I wouldn’t think that would be enough to lose such a valuable resource as water, I am obviously wrong since we can’t drink salt water but it still feels like a miss step.

Ok, so here’s an Idea, have more salt in our fluids.

IDK man, whales can live over 200 years.

I could say that is an impressive evolutionary feat, but instead I’ll say: Evolution, what the hell is wrong with you? You do know we all came from the sea, you should know 70% of the earth is covered in salt water, why did you think it was ok to devolve the ability to drink salt water but retain the requirement to drink water? Are you Ok? Do you need Jesus?

Don’t get any asbestos get the best asbestos.

They played a lot of Rolling Stones but I think the opening hit the hardest when they played we will rock you.

Your a Linux user?

What’s the best distribution of Windows?

She looks practiced… A little too practiced.