Oh we non-idiot Americans find the doofuses who do that annoying too

Let’s Be British About It

Hmm, that’s the first quietly annoying one so far.

I think the best response, because it amuses me greatly, is to reply simply with “as if”

I wait to see if they figure out that I’m just pointing out 2 words they missed saying at the beginning of that phrase to make it resemble what they intended.

I mean, I could care less, but calculating exactly how little I care would take more effort than I care to give.