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      You don’t get to make jokes like that without a lot of good will by your side, it’s like a surgeon saying they like to touch little kids while they’re knocked out

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      Every fucking thread had someone posting this shit and claiming his latest actions are just a distraction from the Epstein Files. Threatening World War 3 is a bigger problem and needs to be treated seriously.

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        It could easily be both, and regardless, it is in fact distracting from it either way.

        Definitely would rather not have ww3 all the same

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      I’m sorry, the files will come out, there will be an uprising and he will be removed. And that will only be the start. You can screenshot your comment to show to your grandkids.

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      how’s that working out for you?

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        I have to say, the false equivalences people come up with to tell us that ‘resistance is futile’ is quite insane.

        “He’s going to invade France and then Russia anyway, better to learn to speak German than to resist”.

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    One night Musk and Trump were sitting in the Oval Office not doing much, as they like to do. Musk was out of his gourd on ketamine and Trump just shit himself for the third time since his last diaper change. Out of nowhere Musk says: “We should start saying “Sieg Heil” to each other”. Trump looks up, or at least as much as his failing body would allow, and says: “Why Elon? What does that mean?” Musk responds, irritation showing in his voice: “Well that’s what our brothers in Germany said, so I think we should bring back the tradition”. Trump, also getting angry, picks up the phone and shouts he needs a MickeyD hamberder right away. As he fumbles the handle back on the red phone, he shouts to Musk: “Yes, I know that’s what the Germans said, but what does it mean?!”. “I’m not sure, wait I’ll ask Grok” Musk responds. After a couple of failed tries with the speech to text on his phone, Grok responds using a voice suspiciously like Scarlett Johanssons. Grok explains the word Sieg means victory and Heil is a greeting (hail), Germans used to say this to mean they believed they would be victorious. “Why would we say it then? I’m already President for life, I already have my victory!” Trump exclaimed. “We’re going to need a war then” Musk responded.

    “And that, children, is how WW3 started all the way back in 2026” the Teacherbot says to the class over Microsoft Copilot New 365 Teams with Copilot ™. Elroy shouts: “Teacher! That can’t be true, that sounds dumb as shit!”. “Language! We’ll have a talk about your behavior after class young man. I’ve already sent a meeting invite to your father, so he’ll be joining that call as well” Teacherbot responds. Elroy sighs and says “Ah shucks”

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      Canadian here. We very much do not want any American territory. It’s got Americans in it.

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        You would take New York, Minnesota, Washington, possibly north Dakota nobody really lives there and would be easy to take over. I’ll move from Nebraska and become a resident if you do

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          If you want to become Canadian, why not move to Canada? There’s an immigration process you can apply for.

          You’re still asking us to do all the hard work for you.

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          No, you’re not understanding. Those states may be “left-leaning” on the American political spectrum, but they’re still far right from the Canadian perspective. We do not want Americans.

          Sort yourselves out, other countries aren’t coming to your rescue and would appreciate if you’d keep your politics more to yourself.

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            and would appreciate if you’d keep your politics more to yourself.

            This. Though to be fair, speaking as a Dutchman, our media are also still completely obsessed with American politics. Can’t blame that on Americans.

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    Canadians are pretty screwed, especially considering their affinity for following the rules. That’s an especially bad tactic when dealing with a literal rapist- he will get closer and closer while framing any resistance as paranoia or false accusations (they are true), then by the time he’s close enough its way too late. Good luck Canada, literally everyone’s on your side o7

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    Our president is shitposting again, nothing new. The shitpost of him dumping wet shit by airplane bomber on americans is about the most accurate thing we have ever gotten from him. He, and his administration and donors, are shitting on us from a great height.

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      Then fucking do something about it. Your “what else is new?” attitude is realy bonkers. You country become a bad guy from every story you ever enjoined.

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        Great advice. Just overthrow the oligarchy. Except your own country is fucked in the same way following us to be sure. So maybe fix your own fucked system before castigating citizens for not stopping their super rich that have captured all major political parties across the west.

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          Whatever I do is enought to keep my country from threatening to use military force against my most loyal allies.

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            The entire west is following, you are ignorant of the situation here, along with everyone else getting their worldview spoon fed to them by media.