• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    And while we’re at it, un-ban all the silly things that they used your baseless hysteria as a purported justification for banning.

    Knives for everybody! All shapes and sizes.

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      4 hours ago

      If everybody has a knife, then nobody has one.

      Instead of getting smacked on the butt, newborn babies should be handed a switchblade so they can protect themselves.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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        4 hours ago

        Agreed.

        Also, if everybody has a knife, the cartel that slaps those impossible-to-tear plastic collars over the necks of bottles of salad dressing and soy sauce will no longer hold any power over us.