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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Management be like

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Management be like

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • PatFusty@lemm.ee
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    My work place used to give us food and snacks for free… now they only give finance shit for free. I literally fucking hate finance people, they are the biggest waste of money… i swear to god if you got rid of 3/4 of all finance teams in the world nothing would fucking happen. Give me my tasty Tuesdays back you sacks of shit

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    It’s always those shit rectangle slices too.
    And even if everyone takes lunch/breaks at the same time it was delivered hours ago.

    I’ve been on the management side doing this, too. There’s no way to coordinate the delivery. It’s just not possible with our universes laws.

    • peanutbutter_gas@lemm.ee
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      I used to work with a guy that as soon as a slice was in my mouth, he’d ask, “you good? Want any more?”. Then he’d proceed to put all the remaining pizza in Ziploc bags and take them home.

      He’s an asshole

    • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
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      Rectangle slices are goateed

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        Are they? I’ve never had them hot.

        • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
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          The best pizza I have ever had was rectangular sliced

  • BruceLee@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t they know that I don’t eat gluten ?

    • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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      Who are you again?

      • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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        He’s Bruce Lee, or perhaps his ghost.

        • BruceLee@lemmy.ml
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          I was never dead to start with.

      • BruceLee@lemmy.ml
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        I’m gluten intolerant and you sound just like management !

        • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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          That was the goal.

    • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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      Same here bro. Shitty disease to have.

  • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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    God, we’ve all been at this table before, haven’t we? This could be a screenshot from my eyes.

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Love me some pizza though

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