I mean, light is an electromagnetic wave, so a laser could be considered an EMP.

Nationalist of the world, unite?

I can’t believe Microsoft thinks this is a mature operating system.

I’m not sure they think that. At least not all the engineers. Management maybe. But they do sell it as such.

Thanks.

Maybe there was a power outage. There’s a good chance this is in the US of A. Maybe a geoguesser can confirm the location.

It was a POC writen by students that then just got launched as the actual product for millions of users.

Classic. I really don’t understand why anyone would do this.

They’re supposed to come back up, too.

Stinking stingray is what my autocorrect calls it.

I frequently use the phrase “coding is hard, let’s go shopping” when I encounter a particularly poorly lazily written piece of software. “Coding is hard, can’t someone else just do it?” Doesn’t seem too far off.

Must be that galaxy brain level genius of his 🙄

That’s an unfair comparison. Merkel spent 16 years basically sitting on her hands, waiting for every crisis and problem to resolve itself.
Merz confidently strides towards a solution, but sadly has a lousy sense of direction.

Don’t work so late, that’s not healthy.

Exactly! But fair point. They do lean a lot more into the fiction though.

Star wrek? At first I read it as star twerk.

But one is a space western 🤔

To incentivise Putin to keep it.

You think about weird stuff in the shower.

Ew, reddit Normie 🤢

Very carefully

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