• Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

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      1 month ago

      And now, decades later, Chuck has decided that he let the cobra off too easy, and decided to follow it into hell.

      Death, you better move outta the way because I’m heading in your direction!