Shares of onetime elder millennial footwear fave AllbirdsBIRD $10.93 (338.97%) are going absolutely vertical in premarket trading on Wednesday, following the company’s announcement that it is pivoting from shoes to, what else, AI.
Allbirds shares spiked Wednesday after the company’s announcement, which comes a few weeks after it entered into an agreement to sell its brand and footwear assets to American Exchange Group for $39 million.



What the fuck is “the quarter-zip of footwear” supposed to mean?
I’m glad it wasn’t just me that didn’t understand the title.