A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
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Awww yeah! Don’t make us come down there and beat your moon-hatin ass!
Da moon rulez #1
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I quite like the moon, it guides our tides and lights our nights (well the reflected sunlight does). What’s not to like?
Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.
What did the Moon ever do to this guy.
It stares at him most nights.
If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
Middle third is 10/10.
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
Moonanites unite!
Hmm, must be a werewolf.
Or a giant robot who’s also its pilot’s mother.
Absolutely based
