Not exactly what you’re looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.

Not that buying a whole different car is always financially smart, but you have an ideal setup for getting a cheaper, often lower range EV.

I work remotely too so a new car is an unnecessary expense. Instead a purchased a different kind of EV: an electric bike!*

*This is a lie I’ve bought four of them send help

Pretty sure no one in that room even knew the hole existed.

I’m pooping on the toilet right now.

If a friend goes on an international trip and takes five hundred photos, I’d look at them all.

I have no friends with babies. Hypothetically I wouldn’t care about seeing the baby except for making the parent feel better. I care about kids but not until they’re old enough to be interesting, and babies aren’t.

It’s been true 2/2 times for me.

Most folds show movies at the same size as regular, non folding phones. That’s not a valid use case unless you’re streaming a 4:3 ratio video from the 30s.

That probably says more about your bubble than anything else

Homeowners who want to move in the future, or have roommates they want to move out in the future (children), should be okay with homes losing value or at least not increasing. My house has increased in value by 50% in five years with no improvements. That’s great, right? No, it just means I can’t move or downsize without increasing my mortgage.

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Barely at all?

Every time I see a movie from the 90s and older, and they show a parking lot, I get sad. Everyone used to drive reasonably sized sedans. Family vehicles were wagons. Fuck SUVs and trucks.

Posting about the recent assassination attempt. Lost lemming.

One of mine is obsessed with bread. She can smell it the second we get back from the grocery store. She was born with an addiction to processed white bread and only a closed door can protect it from her.

Acting like she didn’t endorse Biden four years ago.

A productive team member was heard giving their daily stand-up report during their team’s daily stand-up…

To another company. Oops! Don’t forget to mute your mic if you’re working two jobs at the same time!

Just look at this beautiful creature.

I can get an entree and a Thai tea for under $10 as a lunch special at a small restaurant within walking distance. I live in the second largest city in my state which happens to be one giant sprawling suburb.

The amount of hostility in here is nuts.