It sends data to Google about how many onions you slice. Also about your political views and your family…
The vibrator knife combo is such a stupid fucking idea, just buy a really nice knife that doesn’t let food stick and sharpen it often. It would be cheaper and far easier than this garbage
Sure, but then how would I get my “personalised experience” while dicing onions? What about the assistant using cutting edge AI technology to tell me how to chop the carrots?
Yeah but then you wouldn’t be using technology from Star Wars spinoffs
https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife
It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.
I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.
wow for $400 you can buy 4-5 really good knives, the kind that will easily cut your hand if you are not careful when cleaning it.
Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.
Instructions unclear. Oh no.
Your friend skills just but a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.
Your friend is a pervert. I like them.
Anything’s more fun with a knife involved.
so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter
Help, I can’t figure out what this is meant to say
50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food
If you’re applying force downward, you’re not using the knife right anyway.
I mean there are some situations where you want to chop, but for that you want a knife with a different shape than this. A straight, flat edge that’s full length can be in full contact with the board at one time.
The shape of knife in the picture is for slicing. Light downward pressure while pulling smoothly backwards. If you do it right, you should be able to slice a tomato without smashing it.
Ouya
Whoa, deep cut
Can you feel it in your bones as you use it?
I will never know
50% lighter
* compared to a hammer
A fool and their money are soon parted. No doubt the worst $400 knife you can buy.
Between the knife and expensive laptop I think whoever took the pic should invest in some common sense classes instead.
Vibroblades?! In this economy?!
Ultrasonic knives have been a thing in commercial kitchens for decades, I wonder where they get off claiming to be the worlds first US chef’s knife…
Gotta link?
Quinn isn’t particularly smart but my search engine nor is Wikipedia proving him wrong
This is the most common handheld style, there’s all kinds of different blade shapes depending on application (god this company has poisoned the search results. SEO is a plague…) https://www.knmsonic.com/handheld-ultrasonic-food-cutter/
OK that’s an ultrsonic knife, I’ll trust that’s it’s two decades old but I’ll argue that it’s not even in the same ballpark as Quinn’s knife
Okay? Kinda hostile take for a stupid consumer product. It’s literally just a transducer with a base station instead of a battery, that’s the only difference besides a flashy case.
They’re all unnessary/stupid consumer products, if they give you a pants tent I’m good.with either
This is one of those situations in which I want to talk some sense into people but then realize mid sentence that it's a lost case.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.
I don’t think anyone has called Quinn smart
I hope he paid the subscription fee for the knife as well.







