Code laundering
Claundering?
Claudering?
E: It’s just the same as “to google” at this point.
Clodering?
Claubbering
Stumbling!
Fauxgramming
Ooh, that’s good.
Slop coding.
Crap coding
“Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt”
Doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, though.
“Slopping”
plagiarism as a service
PaaS
The egg dyeing company is gonna sue your ass. https://youtu.be/U0LzsThR2eI
Autoclanking
Yeah we just say clankering
Clankers gonna clank
I like that one!
Slopspreading
Slopping.
I hate that… It’s perfect.
muck spreading might also work imo
Tech debt
isn’t vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would’ve used slop coding lol
You think he just needs to reclaim it?
Yeah, but the real developers regard it with disdain. I guess he thinks its only an image problem and a rebrand will fix it.
Shit coding?
They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.
They literally accidentally open-sourced it, because they vibe code their devops. They have unusually low server uptime, because they vibe code their infrastructure. These jokes write themselves.
fuckin’ Clown Code.
I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.
Fraud coding.
How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)
Cuck coding.
Winner!
Vibe coding. Boris can go vibe himself.








