The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYour reward for a job well donelemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down16
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minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·2 months agoAlways multiply your estimates by a factor of four. Then find the bottle of green stuff.
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoAre you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoGee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoMaking it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
Gee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.