Howso? Abstinence until marriage was more normal back then, and deviations from that norm were viewed as aberrations. It’s almost the opposite today.
I guess I need to amend 50 years to 70+ years because it just dawned on me that 50 years ago was the '70s… in my mind “50 years ago” still means “1950s”…
But still.
Also, wasn’t the Beast’s curse broken by “true love’s first kiss”? So obviously they weren’t fucking because the movie ended right after their first kiss…
Pretend furries in fursuits? That’s the 2020’s version of blackface. Y’all are going to have a difficult time once the real furries get political representation
It was my best attempt at a joke saying that the beast is a real person that will be coming for all the furries. Really hard to craft while remaining funny and not antagonistic but probably failed.
I wonder if they had a loveless, sexless marriage. Because ultimately…Belle just really wanted to ride the Beast, but would have been too ashamed to admit it.
Well, TBF she IS really into a furry - that makes all sorts of people a bit squeamish.
Skill issue
He’s not a furry, he’s a monster, making Belle a monsterfucker.
Her boyfriend turned back into a human, though. Maybe we should all chip in and get her a Bad Dragon gift card?
Fifty years ago you could depict a romance without everyone assuming that they’re fucking.
Simpler times, it was…
unrealistic for cishet sexual people (the assumed default)
Howso? Abstinence until marriage was more normal back then, and deviations from that norm were viewed as aberrations. It’s almost the opposite today.
I guess I need to amend 50 years to 70+ years because it just dawned on me that 50 years ago was the '70s… in my mind “50 years ago” still means “1950s”…
But still.
Also, wasn’t the Beast’s curse broken by “true love’s first kiss”? So obviously they weren’t fucking because the movie ended right after their first kiss…
true, you’re right, I didn’t consider that properly in the context of the movie. i apologize.
You think you have to kiss to fuck?
It’s not impossible to do otherwise, but generally a typical progression (especially for someone’s first time) involves kissing before fucking.
There’s really no basis to assume that Belle fucked the Beast in monster form…
BEASTeality
Is she really into furries, or is she just into monsterphelia?
More like “monster-feel-ya,” amirite?
Ursorite!
Real furry, fine
Pretend furries in fursuits? That’s the 2020’s version of blackface. Y’all are going to have a difficult time once the real furries get political representation
LGBTQ+ are still having problems with that, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.
I think the furries have an illuminati like presence and power over the modern world.
They control all our computer networks, security, and technology.
Unfortunately, they don’t yet seem to understand that themselves - I so wish they’d band together to wield their collective power.
Given how expensive fur suits are, I feel like most of them are secretly tech oligarchs but we just don’t know it because we never see their faces…
What do you mean by real furry?
Because as far as I know, every single furry is wearing a suit right now.
And the beast was literally a monster-fied human being.
It was my best attempt at a joke saying that the beast is a real person that will be coming for all the furries. Really hard to craft while remaining funny and not antagonistic but probably failed.
No, it landed. It just went over that user’s head…
On the other hand, Belle is underaged, so those same people are now conflicted.
Is that canon? I don’t think the film mentions her age.
Are you just assuming that because she lives with family? You know that was the norm in the time period it’s set in, right?
She’s the youngest of a family of 12. She’s a maiden. It’s Disney
Youngest of 12 doesn’t mean she’s a child. That’s god awful logic.
And “maiden” back then basically meant “virgin”, which could be almost any unmarried adult woman. There’s no implication that she’s a child.
Mulan was Disney, do you want to try arguing that she was a child too? Even though she saw a matchmaker and joined the military?
I wonder if they had a loveless, sexless marriage. Because ultimately…Belle just really wanted to ride the Beast, but would have been too ashamed to admit it.