In fairness it the ingredients back then were more interesting.
In all fairness, she practically hired herself.
I guess to modernize this it would be rapping to an 8 year old about sizzurp?
It’s 2026. They’re going to pick an already poorly aged, no longer relevant, and entirely age inappropriate song like WAP and you know I’m right.
I don’t know shit. It… it’s a real problem, actually.
Please know that you made me chuckle.
I kinda feel like you should have tossed him a “milord” for that, given his username 😉
Fucking snitch.
Snitches get stitches, Poppins
This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
Yet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick
That wasn’t a nanny . . .
It was a landscaper. OP’s exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.
Sheeeit, I just took some of that cough syrup. It’s prescription now but boy will it knoc…
Purple drank?
i presume its the one with alcohol in it. and not og sudafed.
In this weeks episode of “movie for kids or real life in inner Appalachia”
“If you want to touch the sky, you must be prepared to die…, yeah I hate cough syrup don’t you…”
🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶In the most crunktastic way
