Jon Hamm might have bodies hidden somewhere. That guy sets off so many red flags for me, but is beloved by everyone. I’m telling you, I’m pretty sure he might be evil.

I struggle with Elizabeth Moss, too. The whole “being in a cult while making a show warning people about cults” thing is wild to me. Only other place I saw her was Mad Men and I found her unlikable. But I hated that whole show, really.

Feels so wiggly.

Hear me out: a giant water balloon. Roughly the size of the sun.

Is it the skin of other animals?

You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

• Okay.
• Noooo!
• Whoops…
• Calculated.

$3,000 for everyone else. Call it a compromise.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Can you imagine forgetting to take out the trash?

Did you not read the Brannock device?

Turkmenistan

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.

Where!? Are you peeping on folks?

I once rented a whole reflector telescope.

Well, yeah, if you’re lucky enough to find an old magazine in the woods, but that doesn’t count, because it’s not usually free otherwise.

Didn’t expect to see so many of Donna’s bikini pics.

Krita was by far the best when I had a Wacom.

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