I don’t know if they degraded over time, but I unsubscribed from SmarterEveryDay because 1.) he kept trying to slip religious BS into videos and then I couldn’t unsee his whole generic youth pastor schtick, 2.) he kept posting weird Physics Girl health update stuff. It just lost me. Not for me. I feel like the glory days of vsauce are also well behind us.

He creeps me out. Some uncanny valley thing, like maybe plastic surgery?

And don’t ever mention the Romani, hoo boy.

I told you, I could care less! It’s a moot point!

Honestly, I could care less about this shit.

If you really want one that gets everyone in the room singing:

I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys

El Sonidito also a solid choice.

Poopy knife, happy wife!

Or should find a new place to buy your towels.

The desserts are the weak point of 99% of Chinese buffets.

Maybe Google Translate will help me tone it down or localize it better:

願神最豐富嘅祝福喺你身上

(I wish I really understood.)

“May God’s richest blessings fall upon thee.”

Not me, but I’ve been known to get hiccups when I cum. Not every time, thankfully, but with semi-regularity.

Full-length noodles are a pretty severe trigger for me, ever since…well. You know.

I’d watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I’m still in.

Here in SC the cops have been raiding normal vape shops over shitty Delta 9 weed. Again.

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?