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sanitation@lemmy.today to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven’t progressed as quickly as he’d hoped

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Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven’t progressed as quickly as he’d hoped

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sanitation@lemmy.today to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven't progressed as quickly as he'd hoped | TechCrunch
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At an internal meeting, the Meta CEO reportedly said that AI development efforts were not moving as quickly as anticipated.
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    “Come on, I still have to employ you all?!” - Zuck

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      “hello fellow humans, your use of AI has been inadequete”- zuckerborg.

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    He’s not a very smart guy. I mean he peaked at hot or not.

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      And what a low peak it was

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      Pirates, not geniuses. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168122/

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      right before having dinner with EPSTEIN and his ilk in like the 2000s.

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    Pouring half a trillion dollars into a wishing well, doesn’t make it work.
    The guy is high on his own supply, he thought if he just threw enough Nvidia AI chips into an LLM, that it would achieve consciousness!

    So he can argue that things aren’t going as he hoped they would, but that will probably not happen anytime soon, and he will probably waste even more money and another decade chasing this delusion, just like he did with the Metaverse that was supposed to be “the next internet”!!

    Even if this dream of his is within reach in a not so distant future. Meta is unlikely to be the ones that succeed, because Zuckerberg is the top project leader, and he simply has no idea what he is dealing with.

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    Surprise!

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    Is metaverse replacing entire internet yet?

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      Yes it did so 10m years ago, and you are in it now! Pretty amazing isn’t it. 🤣🤣🤣

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    Quickly as he needed to justify the spend. All the free money tech billionaires have to spend makes sheep following investments a no brainer

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    Sure, revolutionize the whole concept of artificial intelligence in the span of three years, but it’s not fast enough for clueless CEOs and shareholders.

    … You know what, you’re right! Let’s just cut our losses and stop the whole thing.

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    “And that’s why, for the time being, you are still employed.”

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    Ah yes, more of the “rich twat say this and that” headlines we have come to love.

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    The dumbest idiot to ever get rich stealing an idea

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    Sorry guys, we still have to pay some of you.

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    mark only knows how to steal and play catch up

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    lmao, what would he expect on a glorified sorting algorithm?

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    why doesnt he just hook up his brain to thiers? like an android.

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      That’s more of a cyborg situation that an android.

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        if he was partly human, zuckerborg, is more like LORE/data.

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    He finally failed fast at something. Good job, shmuck.

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