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minus-squareShankShill@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoAt work we get deer flies. Bites can be described as feeling like getting stabbed with a serrated needle. Shirts, DEET, jeans, don’t matter. They need blood to reproduce and they’re horny enough to find a way through it all. And they’re smart enough to always go behind you.
minus-squarefar_university1990@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoMount plasma coil on head. Zap with 200kV if get too close.
At work we get deer flies. Bites can be described as feeling like getting stabbed with a serrated needle. Shirts, DEET, jeans, don’t matter. They need blood to reproduce and they’re horny enough to find a way through it all.
And they’re smart enough to always go behind you.
Mount plasma coil on head. Zap with 200kV if get too close.