By driving science away to places it can thrive
What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
This has been known for all of human history it’s around 13
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
Miserable fucking sycophants. He’s actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy
He could by getting all conservatives out of policy making positions, but he is too much of a bitch to do it.
Ha, ha, ha
What, they’re seriously believing Trump and “science” belong on the same page together?!?
The report also seems not to realize that it is being written by the Trump administration.
There are a few delightful digs like this in this article.
The only thing that’s golden is the tacky veneer on the White House walls in the picture.
you should see his trump tower rooms its worst.
Wasn’t even written by Beth Mole either lol
Soooo, he’s going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?
Can, but won’t.
he would likely die bathing in water filled with gold particles.
Drinking molten gold would be more suited to his crimes.
Pour it down, Targaryen style.
Uh-huh
In China?
Trump’s understanding of science is on a par with that of Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers. It’s hard to foster what you don’t understand.
hollow earth is where all the kaiju come form.
That’s probably what the mean… :(
Golden Age of Science (according to Republicans): Flat Earth, Lizard People, Bigfoot, Aliens
pseudoscience, alternative science as well, crystals, Chronic lyme, anti-vaxx, humours,etc.
Bleach in veins!
…by leaving office
This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn’t it. He’s going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.
No more absurd than the LLM bubble.





