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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldSounds interesting
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    20 hours ago

    A man and his sons used archaic tools to build a mega structure seaworthy vessel much larger than any structure modern humans are capable of building, then put two of every animal (and millions of seeds) onboard, as well as enough food to feed all the animals for 1 year 10 days, and none of the animals died or killed each other and there was plenty of leftover room for newborn animals and the seeds were all fine despite not being stored using modern techniques and then after 1 year 10 days the animals just went on their way and the man and his sons traversed the entire planet planting all the seeds, which were totally still fine, in their appropriate climates and everything was fine and everything worked out.

    It happened. For reals. Not believing so will force my invisible friend to damn you to an eternity of being burned alive. Sorry.








  • Our president is a felon rapist pedophile.

    That’s absolutely going to have an influence on young, impressionable minds.

    The president is…well, used to be…a person that, among other things, acted as a role model. Now kids are going to be looking to that role model and seeing a felon rapist pedophile that reached the top of our societal structure and they’re going to emulate.

    Our society was already sick. Now it’s terminal.