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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

When I go out, I want to go out with a bang

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When I go out, I want to go out with a bang

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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    5 hours ago

    Popcorn kernels? Nah.

    Coin batteries.

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      I had to remove a few pacemaker batteries when I worked at a crematory. We threw them in bin in the processing room and until they ran out of juice, they’d beep like crazy periodically. They’re made like that so that while the person is alive, they’ll know when it’s disconnected.

      It was drilled into our heads that the crematory retort would be RUINED if one of those things went in with the person.

      edit: typo and more context.

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      “How’d they die?”

      “Injested a large quantity of coin batteries and corn kernels.”

      “Why on Earth would anyone do that?”

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        News story: Fucking tight thing happened when a dude ate…

    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world
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      Pffft amateurs. I’d just drink 3 litres of gasoline and shove a timed fuse down my throat. Everyone in the church will think satan is coming to get me

    • Law Abiding VPN User@feddit.org
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      flashlight batteries. Get some 18650s 21700s, 26650s and some big ass 26800s

  • Law Abiding VPN User@feddit.org
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    I’m going to tell my grandma to put that in her will

  • Creddit@lemmy.world
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    Nobody watches the body during a cremation

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      Doesn’t matter whose watching if you can hear that shit from the next county.

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      Says the guy trying not to look like a serial killer.

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