He kinda looks like Jay Kay, and their logo has similar horns:

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

This is almost as bad as when people thought Jamiroquai stormed the capitol

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

Pretty much.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

I imagine Planet Fitness wouldn’t like to do discovery and list all the times their internal safety protocols failed.

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Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.

True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

I signed up for the app and there are so many dark patterns used in the signup process it’s insulting.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

Chewbacca. Because I am also large, hairy, and communicate in a series of grunts and growls

Most people are idiots most of the time.

Some people are idiots some of the time.

No one is never an idiot.

I was working the booth at a conference and the sales guys closed some big deal there and took everybody at the conference out to a four star restaurant. Since it was in a legal state me and the woman from marketing got really baked before we went in and had $200 steaks with a $400 bottle of wine. There were like 10 people, too so the whole bill must have been at least $4,000.

She was high as hell the whole time and trying to hide it, which was hilarious for me to watch.

I’ve also had Iron Chef Morimoto make sushi for me but since I paid it didn’t feel above my station.

It’s a book series and it’s not about the East India Company per se, though they make frequent appearances, but the Aubrey/Maturin books by Patrick O’Brien are incredibly good. The first one is called Master & Commander which inspired the Russell Crowe movie of the same name.