See also: Nancy Reagan and stem cell therapy

My parents aren’t much younger than him and every time he speaks I worry for their health.

My GTI was good at hiding from cops until I got my exhaust.

Worth it.

Part of why I drive a Volvo.

If you see a Volvo speeding you think “Gee, that doctor must be in a big hurry”

The cars in the second picture are more colorful and interesting than what we have now

They’re helping me the unemployment rate by giving up. Such patriotic Americans

All of Russian was part of Made-up-istan which my ancestors ruled a billion years ago so it all belongs to me.

Checkmate.

falling pregnant by a second while on police bail.

She really can’t stop fucking kids, can she?

Maybe she has a future in US government

They’re not connected to the Internet at all in a lot of cases.

Plus these large organizations want to be able to read the chats in the DB for compliance and legal reasons.

It’s still used pretty heavily in enterprise and high security environments.

Yeah, startups pre-sale or IPO are the best. Got catered buffet lunch every day. Full size candy bars in the break room. A beer fridge and whiskey club on Fridays.

Then we got bought and all of that was gone and we had to pay for our own lunch.

I’ve seen crabs boiled alive, and shellfish like clams and oysters are steamed alive.

With the crabs you can snip them between the eyes for a quick death but I’m not sure what to do for a clam

That’s the beauty of the fediverse :)

Yeah, but they literally couldn’t tell me if it’s a problem with the network or something else. It’s like it’s in a totally different language

I bet /c/noncredibledefense could come up with a better list of first-strike targets as a joke

ooo the Pentagon. How original

I don’t use Facebook and I miss out on a lot. Party invitations are there, school events are there, and Craigslist has been completely supplanted by Marketplace

The fact that they have to shove AI into everything tells me it’s not good enough to get people to want to use it.

Good.

Work sucks.

No but now I’m definitely not going to get anything done this weekend.

I’d wait a half hour while playing Descent