One question directly invokes Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s demand that allies stay “strong, clear, and quiet” in alignment with U.S. interests.
One question directly invokes Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s demand that allies stay “strong, clear, and quiet” in alignment with U.S. interests.
braise him. to an internal temperature of at least 165°f to ensure no bacteria survives
For safe consumption, Nazis should be cooked to an internal temperature of 1488°F. It’s what they would’ve wanted
theres no meat on him. Its all fat and shit.
Fun fact: you need specially designed cremation ovens for, uh, ‘plus sized’ folks. Fat burns pretty hot, so using a regular sized oven is a great way to catch the funeral home on fire.
Wow til. Like a super sized brick oven?
Just a bigger cremation oven that can handle the increased heat.
Bit like that one story a while back of an…extremely large lady who went to a hospital for an X-ray, and they sent her to the local zoo to use the elephant X-ray.
X-ray probably wouldn’t be a problem. An MRI on the other hand…
Eh, the basic science still works. Just need better magnets, and an MRI cavity capable of, ya know, fitting the body itself.
Which is probably somewhat offensive to larger folks, but like. At a certain point…either it’s custom made, or we use the one designed for elephants. Sorry.
When you find an MRI machine bif enough dor an elephant feel free to link it to me.
As far as I’m aware only specifict parts of elephants have been inside an MRI machine, ever.
He’ll even bring his own mega Dutch oven to do it in. The white house
Oh shit, wrong kind of Dutch oven