• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    “A plane would have smashed through the Trump Tower penthouse, killing [future] President Trump and dooming America then and there, as Osama bin Laden intended. If not for the brave passengers aboard American Airlines flight 11 who broke down the cockpit door screaming, ‘Make America great again!!’ while they successfully regained control of the plane and diverted it into the north tower of the World Trade Center instead.”