Boomers
Puts on reading glasses
Black Rock
But with the option to get a letter from Hogwarts - if you’re faster than uncle Vernon.
Even if you arnt, it’ll get to you eventually. Most likely on Sunday
At the latest in a nice hut in the absolute nowhere.
Unique opportunity to experience the magical world of Harry Potter!
☝️
This is 100% real estate agent lingo.
Plus utilities.
Mortgage on a $600,000 house with 3% interest rate and 20% down is roughly $2500. Add in tax and insurance and you’re well over $3000. Oh, and interest rates right now are actually over 7%.
Tf these people are that think they should be charged below market prices? If you don’t like the price, vote in politicians who will support mass housing construction. Cause increasing housing supply is the only way you’re going to see rent and home prices level out or drop. Otherwise, riot in the streets til your boss gives you a raise and you can afford market rates.
Seriously, tho…
Most people are decent and so don’t consider the potential problems with renting out a room.
There’s a lot more to being a landlord than just throwing an ad up and taking anyone who wants to rent. Background checks only tell you some of what they did in the past, not what they will do. There are no guarantees.
I have two rooms in my decent house I’d be willing to rent out for $400/mo. But, there’s the risk of taking on renters and then being legally liable for all the issues they bring with them. You never know what they’re going to do, and you can get stuck with them for months while you try to evict them. It can be a real fucking nightmare, to the point that I could lose my house in the most extreme situations.
So, no, thank you. I won’t be renting out rooms for an affordable amount, no matter how much I’d like to try to help.





