warning. this is the work of ‘big chips’.
there’s something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.
… in bed … eating …
these are the people I have to share a highway with
Not necessarily an indicator that they’re bad drivers. Just be grateful you don’t have to share a bed with them.
Ah that was a fun read and now I’m in on the reference. But my stance on the matter remains unchanged. I ate freeze-dried sweet potatoes in bed before I fell asleep a few hours ago yet I assure you I’m a highly competent driver.
Counterpoint: bad drivers don’t think they’re bad drivers :p
I’ve driven across the USA coast-to-coast 5 times by myself, in a ten-foot-tall truck, and one of those trips I was hauling a 40-foot trailer behind it. I’m adept at attaching the trailer & detaching the trailer, & cranking it all up & down. I’m comfortable driving backwards with that behemoth trailer too, to angle & maneuver it back it into parking spots. All incident free. I invite you to come be my passenger sometime, without the trailer because that’s a rare occasion, & you can decide for yourself if I’m a good driver or a bad driver.
You got very defensive to something that was a little joke that wasn’t specifically calling you out
I don’t feel defensive, my brain is just freestyling, when I read something and I blurt out the stream of consciousness that occurs in my mind.
I will complete the ultimate heresy by eating crisps and chips in bed, with gravy and cheese curds =)
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.
He gives it to her.
(Raw and wriggling?)
So a worm?
I can tell you noticed (likely) what instance I am a part of. I was not thinking of that. But if it is gagh, if needs to be alive. Gross if it is dead.
