The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:
Yes but baby wipes are for ✨ ^baby bottoms^ ✨, while the XL wipes are for ASS.
Never mind the probably small size difference or the fact you can use two.
Just use a bidet
The pink tax has been replaced with the black tax
I’m going more diesel scented this year.
I just look for solid gel over liquids or pastes and deodorant over antiperspirant, smell a few and go with what smells least offensive. Couldn’t tell you what any of them are called because even when they are supposed to smell like an actual smell they rarely actually smell like that thing, really.
I stopped in a Walgreens the other week on a trip to vegas to get some spray-on deodorant. They had a dozen womens options, mens had 6 versions of degree, all locked inside containers so you couldn’t smell any. I ended up going with ‘white’. I would have loved some jet fuel options…
I am a man and I chose my deodorant because to me it smells like fruit roll up. I’m not a shill, so if you’re curious, it’s this kind:
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Old Spice Wolfthorn
For some reason most stores here stock several types of Old Spice apart from the original, which is the one I like most :(
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As a woman, I just want to smell like trees with a bit of floral or musky undertones. My taste in scents is my butchest aesthetic
To be fair I need everything on that bottom picture to overpower my armpit sweat 😅
I buy manly vanilla or citrus deodorant because I am a manly man.
Salt stick FTW
Game changer for me. I always thought it was some hippy woowoo nonsense, but it actually works for me, and I’m physically active at work and sweat a lot. One stick lasts me for more than a year of daily use and I don’t smell like deodorant.
It’s not an antiperspirant, however, so it’s not much help if you are worried about pit stains.
Well, pit stains are usually caused by antiperspirant because they use wax to hold the fragrance and water absorbant chemicals in there.
I’ve had zero pit stains since I switched. And yeah, even after a workout, zero stink. Lasts 24 hours for me usually.
True, I was thinking more the darkened areas that regular sweat causes on light colors.
wtf is that fruit with tons of seeds?
You mean passion fruit?
Oh yeah. We need a list of fruit with more seeds than is worth the trouble of eating it, like pomegranate, yuzu, papaya, etc
You just eat the seeds. They’re crunchy.
This is always such a bullshit. The products marketed at men are ALWAYS either “deep cedar - smell like your granddad!” or “SUPER ICE ARCTIC FRESH!!!”
Before I learned to ignore it completely, I was constantly stuck between two equally terrible options.
I’m much more of the “what does Costco have” kinda guy
The Mr. Bronners peppermint soap is invigorating. Wife says it’s too invigorating for her cracks, but I like it.
Tea tree and peppermint, keep those the fuck out of my shower. 😄
New Shimmer, it’s a floor wax, it’s a dessert topping
