Food Dispenser. Vending Machine.
Not an ATM.
Wrong fish, it’s supposed to be Automated Trout Machine
it used to be trout, they had to pivot to salmon for supply chain reasons
Almost the same fish tbh
Nah, trout is white on the inside
Steelhead trout is pink.
Maybe the salmon is willing to go ass to mouth?
Does it work in reverse too: insert salmon, get cash?
If I learned anything from playing MMORPGs, yes.
Reminds me of when my mate deposited his kebab in a bank machine so he could withdraw it when sober.
did it work?
He got a warning letter instead of his doner back.
noted, doner kebab is not fungible
Non-Fungible Takeaway
It’s an atm, it just dispenses equivalent amounts of salmon that you previously stored in there.
So yes? Because cash ATMs also work in reverse: you can insert cash and it will show up in your bank account.
And yet I don’t see any Norwegian on the atm
It’s farmed
Not caught in the wild
That’s a good thing for salmon. We’re grossly overfishing wild salmon. Plus, you could use this to make sushi.
Doesn’t taste like it’s supposed to.
While I am as pro-planet as anyone, I have a sneaking suspicion there would be no “over farming” if capitalism didn’t throw away 3 for ever 1 they sell.
Instead of making us eat fish that tastes like, hmm, not sure anymore, they should instead make fines for wasting.
Where do you live that salmon is so cheap they can afford to throw away 3 for every 1 they sell? Around here when they have stockpiles about to expire they run a deep discount and it’s still more expensive per kg than meat from things with legs.
I used to work in salmon farming
It’s a disgraceful industry and I got out as soon as I possibly could
Not an ATM, because it does not deal money, which is what a Teller does.
While nontraditional, it is currency. My adderall dealer accepts cash, btc, skittles, and norwegian salmon fillets.
NORWEGIAN SALMON ASS TO MOUTH
ESPRESSO NUT TO BUTT, no no I meant
nutbean two girls and one cup! Wait no Taylor Farms totoilettable–by the restroom!
If this is your thumb, OP, my wife has the same thumb as you.
It’s not! But say hi to your wife and her thumb!
👍👋😊
Please remember it’s my turn with the thumb next month. I need it for the new GTA game.
lol what, what did I miss here? Thumb in GTA VI?
since only the atlantic salmon can be farmed, most salmonid species cant be farmed, they have to be caught in the wild.
god I love the pacific NW
I’m confused, since neither Singapore nor Norway are in the Pac NW
This is in the city of Singapore, British Columbia, Canada.
You probably never heard of it because it didn’t exists.
I’ve heard of it. My high school girlfriend went there.
thats right!
but the salmon are!
There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.
It’s real. Seen them, but never felt compelled to use one. There was one outside a small convenience store near where I live. I haven’t seen any for years though.
How do i deposit my weekly salmon?
In the frying pan. With some lemon pepper and garlic.
Or miso with a bit of ginger
There had to be least one (1) bear involved in the creation of this machine.
Until they swap salmon out with tuna, then it’d be correct
I’ve never been to Singapore, but I think vending machines should be common enough there that they wouldn’t mistranslate it as ATM.
mistranslate
Americans when other dialects of English are allowed to do their own thing
Automated teller machine. How exactly does that translate to vending machine?
literally means figuratively, thing means object and not parliament, SMS means short message and not short message system, USAmericans say pants to trousers and underpants to pants, beamer for BMW, merc for Mercedes. Those are just different uses of words in different types of English.
Thing and ðing are different. SMS means short message service. BMer is pretty self explanatory. Merc is from the English who stole it from German parlance. And you just really are bitter aren’t you?
Not even 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
I’m fine with all of these and I think it’s also ok to let Singaporean English develop in its own direction.
