misk@piefed.social to Linux@programming.devEnglish · 23 hours agoSeveral Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing Listwww.phoronix.comexternal-linkmessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down10
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minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down2·edit-222 hours agoI only program in Excel conditional statements and I never get these vulnerabilities. Excel is therefore proven the most secure coding language, and like a Swiss pocket knife it doubles as an industrial grade database. (pats hood) Listen to that xls(x) purrr… Oh no sorry I can’t show you right now, I had to open my spreadsheet so it’ll be a few hours til I can start work.
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-219 hours agohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IrVA1BBHFHw&ra=m Oh, sorry, I couldn’t hear you over this BITCHING ROLLER COASTER BUILT IN EXCEL I got sent an excel file with a full volumetric heat diffusion simulation once, and it was most impressive thing until I heard about this roller coaster
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 hours agoChris Sawyer really went off the deep end after programming RCT in assembly.
I only program in Excel conditional statements and I never get these vulnerabilities.
Excel is therefore proven the most secure coding language, and like a Swiss pocket knife it doubles as an industrial grade database.
(pats hood) Listen to that xls(x) purrr…
Oh no sorry I can’t show you right now, I had to open my spreadsheet so it’ll be a few hours til I can start work.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrVA1BBHFHw&ra=m
Oh, sorry, I couldn’t hear you over this BITCHING ROLLER COASTER BUILT IN EXCEL
I got sent an excel file with a full volumetric heat diffusion simulation once, and it was most impressive thing until I heard about this roller coaster
Chris Sawyer really went off the deep end after programming RCT in assembly.
What. The. Fuck.
Amazing