Maybe if it’s ai mode could provide accurate information it would be better.
“-ai”
Every search, every time.
Yup, I use that too 👍🦆
Oh no, if only someone would have know this would happen in advance, like, anyone at all, like literally any dumdum you’d ask, for example. Oh no…
get ready for ads in ai answers; the cycle of enshittification must go on to satisfy the shareholders
This is almost correct. In reality, rich people inside Google got richer. That was their sole goal. That is all they wanted.
Because look, we all told everyone that the AI bubble was in fact a bubble, and that Google was destroying its own search engine, which of course would hurt them later. On the one hand, you could argue they didn’t believe us. But I think they didn’t hedge their bets because they didn’t care either way.
Fuck the company’s future if you can get rich now, am I right? Never underestimate human greed.
Fuck the company’s future if you can get rich now, am I right? Never underestimate human greed.
Always funny to see managers have the “fuck it” mindset, which they hate so much in their employees.
Except they are paid to do exactly that: care about the company and it’s future.
they freaked out after they couldnt scrape more data from reddit, because they wernt producing anymore, because reddit is infested with AI BOTs, and regular spammers. actual users who generated content have long banned or lurking now.
Will magically undo itself somehow in a week but still fun to look at for now.
Turns out reducing peoples expose to their core advertisement business while burning millions of tokens to produce a summary, not the best business decision they have ever made. But what do you expect of MBA’s that praise Jack Welch like a God.
You know, for a moment I thought i was going to get sick of all the “AI blew up in this company’s face” headlines, but I dont think i will.
They’re like popcorn. Every kernel is buttery goodness.
There are two wolfs inside of me:
I want to use Google’s AI as much as absolutely possible - in order to cost them as much as possible.
I want to protect the enviroment as much as possible - and using AI (especially when you don’t want to) still costs the enviroment.
So . . . I’ll give into . . . Wile E. Coyote and just do something stupid.
Google spent decades telling publishers to create quality content, then built a machine to read it aloud without sending anyone to the source. Now it’s shocked that the machine makes less money. Congratulations: they’ve invented a search engine that eats both its suppliers and its own business model.
Google is pivoting to telling publishers that its websites are not high quality enough, and that they need to subscribe to their AI services in order for generate user-tailored websites for customer retention.
Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website - https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website/
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Lol AI eating and leaving no crumbs. Slurping on anything it can vaccuum in.
They’re just going to be a front page of ads now.
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Here’s the updated scoreboard of AI-pilled promises - and what became of them:
- AI is going to
makecost big money for AI-first companies. - AI is going to make employees
more productivewade through tons of generated slop instead of doing actual work. - AI is going to
solve all of humanity’s problems - cancer, global warming, all that jazz!exacerbate humanity’s problems by gobbling up resources on an unprecedented scale.
- causing massive enviromental harm, and also mass surveillance.
I’m a big AI hater and just can’t wait until this is all over. However, I’ve seen colleagues use the slop machine to just make shit they’d have skipped otherwise. Like using it to do TDD, provide the tests and then do the actual fun work - write proper good code.
But also if AI vanished tomorrow I’d be so happy and would not cry a single tear for it.
I’m not expecting AI to go away. I’m hoping the bubble pop will remove AI from a lot of markets that should t be using it because it was shoehorned in so they could figure out uses for it. The test bench use makes sense to me. I can see how that could be beneficial to generate. In this case the people using those AI generated tests are still coding and their skills will remain sharp.
But it just doesn’t work for a lot of stuff people are trying to use it for. Consumer tech is one of those things and I actively hate it.
- AI is going to
I’m worried this is the beginning of the pop
It can’t come soon enough. See this Reuters story about China’s bubble popping:
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-ai-bubble-has-already-burst-2026-10-26/
The longer we wait, the more catastrophic and destabilizing the pop will be.
That said, despite Google’s massive stock drop, I don’t think we’re there yet in the US. Google never expected the AI Overview to be a money maker. They just needed it to answer users’ questions more readily than a trip to ChatGPT or Claude. And they probably count that as a success. To Google, they are more than willing to cannibalize their own ad revenue if it means having the largest seat at the trough for AI later, because they think it will be a single funnel to capture all revenue for practically every industry.
So AI has become an almost mythical final form of capitalistic value capture. It’s like a poker game and every tech giant just continues to raise the bet because even if they’re bluffing, they think whoever holds out longest wins all the money. They’re still in that mindset. But in fact, AI is more like a poker game where to play, you incinerate your bet in a burning dumpster in the middle. That’s the thing that, once they realize it, will cause the bubble to pop.
Not there yet, unfortunately.
Worried that it’s about to start? If it’s gonna pop at some point then the sooner the better.
Truth
You spelled hopeful wrong.
Isn’t this exactly the same pattern seen with voice assistants like echo? Cost loads to develop, people generally like using them but arent willing to pay for them or tolerate blatant advertising by them.
