Lesbians eat what??
So do straight men \s

The vet does WHAT?!?
But I need them! I think… 😾
Where did you say you put the thermometer?
“Wait. You like the thermometer?!?”

That’s my cat’s “I just sniffed/licked my own butt and need to air out my sinuses now” face
Flehmen response from the Jacobson’s organ
Hey! My snakes have those, too!
And horses! Humans, too, but it doesn’t appear we use it.
I remember some authority mentioning that our Jacobson’s organ is present, but all the passageways to it are closed up. This likely means since the sense wasn’t present during early brain development, even if we attempted to use it (making / opening passageways) it likely would be a very dulled sensation, if anything.


“What do you mean I’m adopted?”
“Gasp! How much did you see?”
Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽
I forgot to skip the last minute of The Price is Right.
Meowschwitz
Huh ?!
getting Skeletor vibes.
How Unpleasant It Is To See You, You Sniveling Coward!
That fart is vile, you should see a doctor.
I saw that video too







