Had a long distance gf when I was 14 who told me she would break up with me if I didn’t show my D on Skype. We were both minors but it definitely ticks the coercion box

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been’”

I often think about that quote whenever I miss the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but regret over missed opportunities is never guaranteed :,)

…unless you fuck up by not assuming anything

AKA being autistic

Tap or click the URL, change “fandom” to “antifandom”

Been doing that to skip the annoying kid/adult popup

I’m just thinking about the fact that they really GOTTA stop making white charger cables

Solid idea, I might try that actually

2A defenders have been real quiet ever since the surge in ICE shootings

I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese

I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh

I never caught that but you’re right!

Sheesh, pirates in general are just getting absolutely nerfed

Somehow, this feels like a subliminal message

I don’t celebrate war or violence of any kind

But if that’s how it must go…(͡•_ ͡• )

As if Trump’s the one running the show. He’s more of a mascot of the US empire than anything. Takes all the punches while the secret government of oligarchs remains invisible

It’s not much but I gave €10, keep up what you do because it’s my first day and I already don’t want this place to go

I always feel self conscious sending small amounts, but then I think “maybe that’s what stops a lot of people from giving any” because an entire crowd that feels awkward not giving more than 20 actually amounts to a lot

So, don’t even sweat it! Give any amount

Wth, I didn’t even notice that lmao

Can’t have sharp edges in the font, so I guess can’t have a sharp edged weapon either

The real pirate, now HE has seen some seven seas shit. He’s genuinely got the drive, the ambition for baubles and doubloons

Just look at that crazy eye. Bro has yo’d some hella hos, and yar’d some hella hars

Sidenote, the circular text and serif font just make the original logo FEEL nautical and official too

Pretty sure at least one lake could be mistaken for a UFO

There used to be a lake right over there. Ducks would eat in it, children would swim in it, it was a great lake. One day these ducks were in the pond, and the temperature dropped so fast, that the lake just froze right up. The ducks didn’t die, they flew away and took that whole lake right with them. To this day I hear that lake is somewhere over in Georgia.

I get that you’re exhausted. It’s okay to resent the world and feel what you feel

Just don’t lose hope. Nobody can take that away, no matter how hard they try