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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

A box of DevOps

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A box of DevOps

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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    I tell people I’m a software engineer but in reality I’m a config file engineer

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      Senior YAML programmer

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        Careers Fair; 2024

        Teen: “Excuse me; how do I become a Tech Lead like you someday” Lead: “By simple luck of the draw I am the best at googling other people’s solutions to my team’s YAML config issues.”

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      Lol. Legitimately.

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    Did you know YAML is a recursive acronym? It stands for ‘YAML AML MAML LAML’

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      Nature is beautiful❤️

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    Ansible go brrrr

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      … slowly.

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    YAML would such a nice language for config files but then it turns out that “no” is falsy and so a list of Scandinavian countries turns from

    • se
    • fi
    • no

    into

    • “se”
    • “fi”
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    I wish there was like a JSON5 equivalent for YAML that just reduces its scope lol
    (and no, TOML also looks ugly :P)

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      Norway is false and Finland isn’t in Scandinavia

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        S W E D E N

        S W E D E N

        S W E D E N

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      This is definitely a failing of yaml. Though, I feel that generally it’s the sort of thing you learn once the hard way, then it sticks with you pretty well.

      Also I’m glad there are more anti-toml folks are out there, feels like I’m taking crazy pills when people say it is “simple” and “elegant”. IMO it’s uglier than old-school ini format - at least it’s more strictly defined but that doesn’t really sway me to convert

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        TOML isn’t elegant at all but damn, it is really simple.

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        If by simple you mean “can’t count from 1 to 10 in a loop” and by elegant you mean “easier to understand than a one line perl script” then sure…

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      You’re looking for StrictYaml

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        Looks interesting, I’ll check it out, thanks :D

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    Me carrying a comically oversized box of compose files.

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    My fatass read a box of donuts

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    I didn’t know that ansible-galaxy had a comic

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      In typical ansible fashion, expect it in 20 years.

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    Those devops should switch to nix already 😁

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