He is the very model of a Russian Major General
His remains feed sunflowers; his demise was literal
He knows the Tzars of Russia and the war crimes historical
From civilian deaths to school bombs, his denials rhetorical
Is everyone over there named Vladimir?
It’s like their John or Steve
Are we just reposting Reddit comments now?
Bonus points if it was a #Russian mine.
It was just an experiment on how to get future cosmonauts into space without the added costs of using expensive rockets.
Preliminary reports suggest 16% of him made it there. Great success!
He definitely attained terminal velocity.
His terminal alright.
i hope he died from a mine like in sisu
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In Soviet Russia, General is killed by ours!
More seriously: I always like to see a casualty-induced Russian military leadership shakeup.
He must have looked Putin in the eye. Never look Putin in the eye.