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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·2 年前Unskippable ads directly to your brainhole
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 年前Holes in the brain are something intelligent people generally try to avoid.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 年前True, which is one of the many reasons why intelligent people will generally try to avoid having The Monkey Killer installed in their brains.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Nothing a classic COM port & some FOSS self hosted software can’t fix.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 年前Yeah, no… I’m generally in support of making all software FOSS, but I draw the line at making my brain functions open source 😄
minus-squareflashgnash@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前On the contrary it being open source is the only way I’d ever put a chip in my brain. Hell no I don’t want proprietary code running with access to my brain that I don’t have complete control and knowledge of Just look at how much sneaky crap is in smartphones already
minus-squarecameron_vale@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前death penalty for taking any recreational drug that interferes with your mandatory discord feed
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Yes, but only the lucky ones win death in a raffle (1 in a 1000). The rest are shipped to mines. And their memories are not wiped clean, because the suffering is the integral part of such economy.
Unskippable ads directly to your brainhole
Holes in the brain are something intelligent people generally try to avoid.
True, which is one of the many reasons why intelligent people will generally try to avoid having The Monkey Killer installed in their brains.
Nothing a classic COM port & some FOSS self hosted software can’t fix.
Yeah, no… I’m generally in support of making all software FOSS, but I draw the line at making my brain functions open source 😄
On the contrary it being open source is the only way I’d ever put a chip in my brain.
Hell no I don’t want proprietary code running with access to my brain that I don’t have complete control and knowledge of
Just look at how much sneaky crap is in smartphones already
Hmm, good point…
death penalty for taking any recreational drug that interferes with your mandatory discord feed
Yes, but only the lucky ones win death in a raffle (1 in a 1000). The rest are shipped to mines. And their memories are not wiped clean, because the suffering is the integral part of such economy.