Jokes on you, I’m clopening… I hate myself.
Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I’ve ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends
“well damn, guess you better get scrubbing it might take you an extra 90seconds of prep time!”
Every time.
And the only response to “then why didn’t you do it last night” is “ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave.”
Anyone who has closed should understand. Anyone who hasn’t can fuck themselves with the dirty dish until they have, or understand the feeling.
ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave
Exactly! The “before you leave” part sums it up. Openers can just dip at 1 or 2 or whenever their shifts are over. I can’t leave until everything is done, regardless of when I am “supposed” to leave.
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Found the opener.
Fuckin openers, man.
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